Andy's Theory of Time Travel

Walking out of the grocery store, armed with contra band candy for Snakes on a Plane, I noticed a disgarded toothbrush package. Joking, I said, "Someone really couldn't wait to brush their teeth." Three steps later, we spy the toothbrush, tossed to the ground.

Strange, I thought. The person must have decided they really didn't need a toothbrush that bad.

Andy reached a totaly different conclusion.

He said, "Someone came running out of the store, ripped open the package, and brushed their teeth while running, allowing them to jump forward in time."

"What?"

"Plague was invented to prevent us from time travelling."

"You're a crazy man."

"Well, you only brush your teeth while standing still. Try running and brushing and see what happens."

Snakes on a Blog

Saw Snakes on a Plane Saturday. It was cheesey and corny and fun. Here's a minute by minute account, so you can shout out "Snakes on a Pilot!" as you see fit.

Inspiration

I found site that has cool, classic Star Trek inspirational posters. Awesome. One of my favorites: Diplomacy: Words don't always solve problems. Sometimes you just have to punch and alien in the face. And Logic: Not as prevalent as you wish it were.

To complete the geek out: Five Minutes Star Trek Episodes and the Ferengi Rules of Acquisition.

Pod Creature

My latest creation...In case you can't tell, it's a cover for my MP3 player. It's a moneky. A monkey, I say! I know it doesn't look very monkey like but I totally made it without a pattern and I love the mismatched eyes.