Sometimes I can get the good stuff, meaning Cadbury chocolate actually made in England. Sometimes, just sometimes, my grocery store actually stocks real Cadbury from England, not the nasty stuff made by Hershey.
Sunday I picked up a Dairy Milk bar. No, I did not read the label. I normally do. I was just lazy. Well, lesson learned. Today I took a bit of the chocolate, expecting rich, creamy dairy milk to melt in my mouth. Instead, I got something waxy, grainy and oddly "chocolate" flavored by not really chocolate. At first I thought the bar was old. I checked the expiration date. Nope. Then I noticed the label. Made by Hershey.
Damn you, Hershey! You have ruined my chocolate for the last time!