Chuck Norris Facts!

Things I learned today at Chuck Norris Facts:

Unlike most other humans, Chuck Norris can acutally travel through the Internet, exit at your PC, and kick your ass if he wants to.

I did not know that. And my favorite: Chuck Norris doesn't churn butter. He roundhouse kicks the cows and the butter comes straight out.

Chuck Norris freakin' rocks! (If didn't say that, he can come through the internet and kick my ass.